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      Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

      Chuck Norris taught Tiger Woods how to play golf and sleep with women.

      Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.

      Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.

      If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

      When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

      The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

      Chuck Norris doesn’t see dead people. He makes people dead.

      If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.

      The most dangerous form of transportation is Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick, it is also the fastest.

      Chuck Norris doesn’t like bugs. Thats why the Beatles stopped making music.

      Chuck Norris once ate a skittle and gave birth to EMINEM!

      Chuck Norris CAN understand women.

      Chuck Norris doesn’t dodge bullets, they dodge him.

      When you say “no one’s perfect”, Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

      Chuck Norris can stain stainless steel.

      Chuck Norris puts the fist in pacifist.

      Genies ask Chuck Norris for wishes.

      Chuck Norris could build Rome in one day.

      Chuck Norris doesn’t spell words wrong. No one else spell them right.

      Chuck Norris can breathe underwater.

      The government pays Chuck Norris taxes.

      There’s a 99.9% chance, Chuck Norris is your biological father.

      If you flip over China its says made by Chuck Norris.

      When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.

      When Chuck Norris jumps on a tempurpedic mattress, the glass of wine falls over.

      Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.

      Kim Kardashian secretly wishes she had an ass like Chuck Norris.

      If You Beat Chuck Norris In a Drag Race,you went the wrong way